Malaysia Boleh…

This morning I was delighted 2have received the published speech our dear Prime Minister read during the recent meeting. Having dozed right through the fourth pillar, I went out to replenish my nicotine supply – accidentally kicked on an empty can of cola; and unlike the little pig (who went to market), i laughed all the way back home.

A rolling cola can gathers no moss.

The sound the empty can made, resonated the speech exactly – i got back to bitch online with a friend; while he continued to CTRL+V a few more sillier comments which just proved to be extremely elementary-school. Racial comments, sexist comments –

Soomebody gonna getta hurt real badd!

Somebody.

Now without my fellow chatmate to fire the rocks (or was it rock the fire?) and still in the mood for more entertainment from our political sandiwara semasa jogetting all about the stage – i logged onto jeffooi.com for light reading.

so it pleases me to be able to let you read about where the bulk of money came from and where it has gone to… Zero-G teh tarik, anyone? Say bye-bye to the sukhoi fighter jet. We are sending our Olympians (with a RM$490mil purse) to London to get accustomed to cold weather for Summer Olympics. Ahem. And DAMN i kept telling people Malaysia is summer all year round. bolehhh! Demi negara yang tercinta - Asal, janji bawa balik Gold Medal!

http://www.jeffooi.com/2006/11/malaysia_glocal.php#comments

Its nice to know, as a Malaysian – The Bolehness finally reach the shores of an australian daily – read Michael Backman’s from The Age : While Malaysia Fiddles, its opportunities are running dry.

How can he say Malaysia bodoh? Because itu dikatakan pandaiiii – because it has definitely proved to even the rakyat how cleber our leaders are. Rakyat ni skrg can sit back with the rest of the world and watch as the circus unfolds. These daring acrobatic act is called

Foot-In-Mouth.

Bravo! let the shit hit the fan…

Happy Reading!

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Here’s one for the road from the dude who quoted: “If you cannot fight rape, better lay down and enjoy it.”

Betul-lah, tak tau malu… hmmph. Katakan Sorry, cukup-ler tu. Tapi kalau Sorry pun takder – camner ni?

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All links found at jeffooi.com and Spanky MacWanker

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Presenting Dumb and Dumber.