— just one of dem days

i want my madamme du pompadour laaa..

its like one of the books you can read over and over again; and start at any page will do because its sucha godammned fucking good read.

and right now i want to read THAT book!

*frust*

MY GUITAR STRINGS BROKEN AGAIN!!!

*frustfrust*

Malaysia Boleh Part 2

The daring circus acts of Foot-In-Mouth is once again displayed by our brilliant leaders.

the article –

http://www.nst.com.my/Current_News/nst/Saturday/National/20061125073432/Article/index_html

and the interesting take out from Politically Not Right :

http://leftpolitics.wordpress.com/2006/11/28/datin-seri-rosmah-mansor-is-an-idiot/

Here’s a tip

- hire writers. Ample of starving writers who will write you a proper script when prompted impromptu Q&As.

Happy Reading peeps!

I clapping my hands again. Very cleber one you! – proved to me that even you can champion their (bad boys) right to act violently against women who are probably walking back from school/ work… errm – more lights along the way from LRT to my house, i sure not get raped one.

Lets wait for the spin-around story…

confucius says: you go to jail, bad boiii!

strip tiger strip!

Its

2am

– im wide awake.

In good company, with a full 15 hours of a days work – yes, fifteen. Im overwhelmed with the information and i’m trying to digest it with fervor. Everytime i stop thinking, my mind trails back to the sunday that was.

I can’t be rumplestiltskinning my daily life to bore the lights of yous – though i can tell you this much – my day ended with an msn message that goes like

this: Transfer of "me.wmv" is complete.

I thought – ok, a curriculum vitae in a movie.

I thought wrong. so very salah.

instead i received a nice little video that made me repeat playback; the dirty babe i am. yes i’m pleasantly surprised to know that it was, er… what do they call it?

A teaser.

a cute ass long haired chinese kind of teaser. Long enough to tease, short enough to want more.

shall i use the word bliss?

if it makes my day.

in the wake of what’s happening?

pure bliss.

boys, chicks like this – makes you wish so badly that you had a pussy.

Wilson Philips: Goodbye Carmen

my sunday was a wicker basket of fruitless wonder. Maccas is a good friend or i’m just wondering about the one who initiated me into sundays at the red&yellow drive-in.

I thought of the sundays where i woke up smiling, ready to go somewhere out there for a change. I thought of the sundays where barney blasted into my inner ear mercilessly while a little 3 y/o smothers me with unconditional affection because i have a mini-cornetto in my hand.

Those were the sundays where i woke up drunk. Bliss from the kiss four hours ago, not ready to go to work the day after, jumping into panya’s car to see what fun the day could turn out to be.

yes…

and getting stoned to heal a crying liver that has been tolerating neat chivas. Fuck the porcelain bowl, half my adult life is spent with my head in that thing. sometimes it IS a bad thing.

oftentimes, its just so bad, it makes for better memories i could chuckle about one fine day. I remember the sundays cuddling in bed, planning for a late dimsum brunch. it doesn’t happen anymore these things. the magic is lost to CSI-supreme sundays.

I’m just saying it because i rather protect the fact that my sundays are sorrier than ever. Next one, I’m expected at my brother’s – and i’d like to meet his man again. I’m a jumpin’ into panya’s car and bring back those fun times that sundays are meant for.

Malaysia Boleh…

This morning I was delighted 2have received the published speech our dear Prime Minister read during the recent meeting. Having dozed right through the fourth pillar, I went out to replenish my nicotine supply – accidentally kicked on an empty can of cola; and unlike the little pig (who went to market), i laughed all the way back home.

A rolling cola can gathers no moss.

The sound the empty can made, resonated the speech exactly – i got back to bitch online with a friend; while he continued to CTRL+V a few more sillier comments which just proved to be extremely elementary-school. Racial comments, sexist comments –

Soomebody gonna getta hurt real badd!

Somebody.

Now without my fellow chatmate to fire the rocks (or was it rock the fire?) and still in the mood for more entertainment from our political sandiwara semasa jogetting all about the stage – i logged onto jeffooi.com for light reading.

so it pleases me to be able to let you read about where the bulk of money came from and where it has gone to… Zero-G teh tarik, anyone? Say bye-bye to the sukhoi fighter jet. We are sending our Olympians (with a RM$490mil purse) to London to get accustomed to cold weather for Summer Olympics. Ahem. And DAMN i kept telling people Malaysia is summer all year round. bolehhh! Demi negara yang tercinta - Asal, janji bawa balik Gold Medal!

http://www.jeffooi.com/2006/11/malaysia_glocal.php#comments

Its nice to know, as a Malaysian – The Bolehness finally reach the shores of an australian daily – read Michael Backman’s from The Age : While Malaysia Fiddles, its opportunities are running dry.

How can he say Malaysia bodoh? Because itu dikatakan pandaiiii – because it has definitely proved to even the rakyat how cleber our leaders are. Rakyat ni skrg can sit back with the rest of the world and watch as the circus unfolds. These daring acrobatic act is called

Foot-In-Mouth.

Bravo! let the shit hit the fan…

Happy Reading!

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Here’s one for the road from the dude who quoted: “If you cannot fight rape, better lay down and enjoy it.”

Betul-lah, tak tau malu… hmmph. Katakan Sorry, cukup-ler tu. Tapi kalau Sorry pun takder – camner ni?

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All links found at jeffooi.com and Spanky MacWanker

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Presenting Dumb and Dumber.

oh bebeh… say my name…

saaaay my naaame!!!

Ohmygod… !Xobile

hahahahahah

i havent stopped laughing…

A week in KK

Just…

Just don’t ask my why ada kepala di sana atas… tried to find the pictures with Sue doing the Sat-Night-Fever pose, tapi kenot find… i do have this one…

and of course.. a bollywood moment (keh keh – alco punya fasal la ni)

What am i doing at home at 2:52 am on a Sunday morning? There’s a Cho-tai-ti session… hmmm… a special thanks to our most gracious hostess!

Happy Sundal people!

Dead Man Walking: Saddam Hussein.

Amidst the US 2006 Election (VOTE HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON!!!) – I’ve been reading captions scrolling at the bottom of the tv screen – Saddam Hussein has been sentenced to death by hanging. In between the two news i am constantly chatting with a good friend on other stuff like

gay celebrities

what are democrats? (the ones that don’t go to war, he says)

oooh Chad Allen, Neil Patrick Harris, Christopher Rice and Anderson Cooper gay? Hot Studs.

And I’m thinking – no wonder the republicans aren’t doing so well in the polls.

Death Sentence?

Hilter and Saddam are two great inhumane human on the face of the earth who made sure their names will last forever in the history of the world. Yes i am bearing in mind the atrocities, all the killings and human sufferings – just name any of the seven deadly sins, they have done it seven folds. But Death Sentence?

quote bush: "a major achievement for Iraq’s young democracy"

bullshit. It will not stop the current struggle in Iraq. It will only mean, one more death.

I don’t think this will do any good to Iraq or to the world. I am disgusted with the choice of sentence – it is never right to take another person’s life. Let him live. Let Saddam Hussein live (haven’t they heard of high security prison?). Have you watched his protest ?

Here’s a link from CNN http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/11/05/dujail.saddam/index.html

I’m watching his protest on CNN and just watching him, Saddam Hussein – dead man walking…

and the only thing i could feel right now is, i don’t want him to die.

i hope they let him appeal his sentence.

Be the bigger person – let him live.

mood: sad sad sad…

Finally!

Finally

it has happened to me

right in front of my face

and I just can not hide it…

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Happy Sunday Morning!!! Wake UP WAAAKE UUUUUP! Here’s a good sunday song to listen to especially if last night’s anthems still ringing in your head and that methyltryptamine has yet to wear off…

Here’s for your sunday mornings, brother!!!

eh ah ooh…

hullo?

closer?

are you sure?

type type type…

uih !!!

ehh…

aah…

ooh…

hmmm….

uih?

uh huuhh…*dissapointed~*!

is that what its like to have a sex with someone who pre-ejaculates?

hahaha

webcam sex captures? No lah.

Don’t mind me, i’m just keeping my saturday night alive…

later go party… later laaater oni bah. pukul duablas.