For the past weeks, my better half and I went through a marathon of QAF dvds cracking kernels from bottomless tub of sunflower seeds.
Was it sunflower seeds?
Who the heck cares?
So Stuart and Vince moved to London, and Gus might be speaking Canadian-French to Alfred Jones, I have no doubt that Brian ‘I’M NOT A SAINT’ Saint’ Kinney will be beatified as the first sardonically mushy-hearted superhero; and Hunter will follow Ben – when he and Michael divorces – and Theodore is addicted to yet another Anonymous Meetings – The Brian Kinney complex Anonymous. Yes, at times like this I’d rather be in Hazelhurst with a bonnet upon my bonny brown hair and a faded pink bow under my chin; sipping warm milk with Aunty Em – funny…
The name sounds like it belonged to Wizard of Oz…. hmmm…
I couldn’t relate to Dr. Who or Em and Lana Turner – but that is only because here in Southeastasia! when Miss Turner was ‘IT’ girl, – we were prancing around our living room yodelling with a nun who rather be out in the world to be free – than plucking prayers from the laughing brooks. I don’t know how you look at it. I’m sure you’ll understand me.
I was reading about a possible Gay MTV station 2 years ago I think; and i started dreaming up a reality-tv Kuchter-style… (ie. gasp! your bf is married! – ya duh!… gasp! yr bf was a girrrrrl… ya man big hairy deal… gasp! your gf don’t shave!!! now that is gasp-worthy. Q-boys now waxes too, so what’s your excuse for those hairy bits?) Now here’s we have QTN.
a.k.a.
Queer eye for the straight guy? No.
Seven on your Side? Not on your life.
Daily reports on Gay Olympics? You can bet on your tight lil bubble butt!
Gay marriages recognised by the church in some small tiny little suburb? You can bet on your strap-ons on that too!
It’s your average CNN with a plu twist.
disseminating unharmful PLU vibes across the nation – yes!
you know how powderful that is? Like the tongkat ali, my darling – like your quietly disarming flower delivery guy with aphrodisiac properties; all in one.
QTN cover from Gay Games to Worldnews – not just some ostentatious poof dressing Uncle Irving up to look like a (*gulp* forgive me father, for using the word) metrosexual.
Or what did Alexander said to Nathan?
He’s here, He’s queer,
I’m buying him a beer!
And to that, echoes another hear-worthy speech:
Cheers to Queers,
May prostitute prosper
And may Fuck be a household word…
Find your kind of queer tv right here: http://www.qtelevision.com
