Kotobian Tadau Tagazo Do Kaamatan

As if you don’t know already itu Miss 2003 is back in KK like homecoming; and BACK to HOST the 2005 KAAMATAN – I’d like to see future winners who can outdo Ms. Daphne Iking – style, grace & intelligence abound.

Here’s to ignorance – the KL-ites are increasingly annoying me with it. Here’s their response to it- i’ll italicise it for you.

1. I’m a Kadazan. ya-lah, from Sarawak.<nods allknowingly>

2. Hey the whole month of may-ah, we celebrate Harvest Festival. Betul la, Hari Gawai…

3. Wah! I saw the Astro ah, How you guys wear your earring like dat oh? Dats d ibans not the Kadazans.

4. Sarawak right? No. Sabah. Its the north. Didn’t you study geography?

5. (here’s the killer i get wen i was in A-Levels in Kemayan ATC)SABAH ah? how did you come to KL-lah? Normal-lah, put some bamboo together and paddle my way to Port Klang. Reaaally ah?

6. (here’s from my BM teacher in high school who came from the West M’sia one week after working in KK) Dekat KL kita ada panadol, tau… d-u-h!!

7.  You wanna see Sabah money? Really ah? show-lah… <i unfold a RM$10 note>

Hmmm go-figure.

KOTOBIAN TADAU TAGAZO DO KAAMATAN to EVERYONE OF YOU! I still stand correct, Shakespeare was celebrating with us when he penned this line ‘the merry month of may’. *SIGH* I wanna go back to hoooooooooome!

sings:

Tobpinai doid nombo nopo

Kanou lumamai tokou

Do id nombo tokou nopo

Ontok tadau tagazo tokou

ScubaWho?

Tuesday May 5th, 2005 marked the launch of Sipadan, Mabul, Kapalai – Sabah’s Underwater Treasure by Jason Isley, Simon Christopher, Simon Enderby, Matthew Oldfield & Roger Munns – the boys from ScubaZoo whose dedication to filming & photographing the underwater world has decided to share with us their dazzling talents in beautiful print copies for all the world to see.

I’ll just wait till i return back home to purchase one that is personally autographed. Contact matt@scubazoo.com for further information or go to their product page to purchase it online.

I’ve not seen its content but i have been priveleged enough to have seen the pictures & i can assure you it is just truly breathtaking.

I’m Lovin’ it!

I’m a hungry child.

        SO HUNGRY

and in the virtual world,

its impossible to mirage it….

I googled it…

I’m so hungry

I googled McDonalds for Fries….

images borrowed from everywhere cos I’m a child of consumerism & I’m Lovin’ It!!!

Mister Sandman…

bring me a dream, make her the cutest that i’ve ever seen…

Here’s the key to my wet dreams; observe little ones –

behold, the Karmann Ghia

here’s the movie [MPEG]

Sandman, I’m so alone
Don’t have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beams
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream…

Happy WEDNESDAY, kids…

~s i g h~

guess i’m just missin’ her…

M4M – The Post Mortem

MamboJumbo – the ladies are all at a very gorgeous age; especially those who knows the lyrics to most of the songs. Beautiful, confident and seemingly… financially free (let the boys buy your drinks okay, girls?) – Of course i was there; socialising, watching her all night, from the corner of my eyes – Rick Astley been bouncing off inside my skull from cochlear to cochlear all day; i just gotta go out and party. She has her friends, i have mine. She is beautiful. Takes my breath away. Gosh – quite a night i must say… Alas, the boys need to be looking more like Jayse K – older and more beautiful. As opposed to being like… ack… at thirty and so bellied…

What strikes me most about last night is the CHARM bracelet I see on many girls’ tiny graceful wrists; and your purchasing it WILL ensure your contribution to the something worthy – TopShop Charity Charm Bracelet. – The ones on them is easily identifiably – in support of the world AIDS foundation. What used to be an icon associated with the rainbow PLUs, it has moved therefrom to the ladies who are not normally… well, PLUs. I dont know how to describe it.

The men however are adorning Nike Battleground Baller Bands and i dont know how to see that as fashion statement the way i see the charm bracelets. I can’t see the excitement of wearing an expensive piece of wider rubber band (i cant take the word – getah dapur – out of me head) on my wrist with unreadable words that says RESPECT. PLAY. How hot is that supposed to be? Its waterproof no doubt – wearable untearable whatnots. I broke the ice – oh hey, my boss has baller bands too. Why u wear ah?

"Oh!", he says; – "each colours ada something punya macam…(represent some things like) AIDS, No Smoking (he then proceeds to puff his Peter Stuys), oh… and LESPEK (ie. RESPECT)" – shows the word thats embossed on it/  "Really ah?" i asked. He nodded. "oh… So what does yours represent?" I smiled.

and he says, "ah..Lespek la…?"

i mean seriously.

Does he need a rubberband to tell people he needs R.E.S.P.E.C.T? i know what it means to me…

Frankly – I think its a GENIUS money making idea Nike came up with – hey we need to sell. snaps on a rubber band.lets make it thicker.

yes!

excitement.

lets make it colourful. one colour represents something.

yes!

excitement.

letsgetafewbasketballplayerstoWEARitduringGAMES.

LETScallITballerband!

yes!

excitement.

BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT?

People are Sheep. Oh he wears i so wanna….

Okay this was supposed to be about MJ-night. I had fun. I had more fun on my ride back home.

awshit. i tink im gonna miss her.

Crazy For You – Madonna.

muahahahaha… Happy Thursday people!

I got a date with an angel tonight!

don’t i, baby?

IN the MOOD for MAMBO -

Most of my wednesdays come midnight, i hear this song

i remembEr Rick Astley’s blue cover album – but the lyric stood out to me today…

when i think of making a plan to let you go? So someone from yesteryear has already spoke my mind… macamana apamaubuat?

My heart starts breaking
When I think of making
A plan to let you go
I keep thinking maybe tomorrow
I’m gonna let you know
But I when I think about leaving
I think about losing
The only love I ever knew
Every time I think of you
** My heart starts aching
My hands keep shaking
And you know, you know, you know
* It would take a strong, strong man
To ever let you go

Its wednesday; i used to say my weekend starts on wednesday. And its wednesday, didn’t i tell you its wednesday? Mambo Ghetto whatever it is baby – My text inbox is vibrating with invites & queries for this fridays night – where u going? I’d like to go see desire spin for a change…

A Dalliance with the DAMNED

"He who assumes the result before the outcome is certain, is a fool; an a fool seldom lives long enough to gain advantage…"

I love Neil Gaiman

He will always be one of those TEN people i’ll most likely invite for a dinner party. If its a whodunnit CLUEDOstyle – one of the ten in my list is a real friend; and he has gone six feet under… god bless his soul!

Anyway – THIS is Mike Carey’s A DALLIANCE with the DAMNED

Lucifer is a definite spin-off of Gaiman’s Morpheus’ collection; and i am once again – stroked in teasing touches by books like this. Lucifer is so handsome. The storyline is orgasmic. Seduction of the soul. Of mine anyway.

When Lucifer left the Keys to the Gates of Hell to 2 assignees from the crystal city; He courted with the notion of creating a better New Beginning; Rumours spread wildfire in demonland about forming an alliance with The Fallen One in bid to overthrow the current King. For the minions of the new hell they yearn to return to the VICTORIAN. This was Time when desperation made billy shakespeare write and the plagues plagued human. For new hell, there is no consumption. Just sheer indulgences. Seven Deadly Sins. They’re a been-there-done-that Abaddon dissident.

In day to day living – every demon found themselves addicted to the high they get from powdered pain extracted by the best, in only the best form of torture methods done on the damned. In DALLIANCE – one of the damned, a swordsmaster – was given a new lease of life, by the princess- His human soul begs for empathy, his devil mistress only care to demand for pleasure to match the pain she takes up her nose.

He tricks her into snorting sorrow instead.

Her brother died picking a fight with him and her father made him some kind of duke to a kingdom for saving his life.

Its so twisted.

Its a piece Marquis de Sade relishes

as i do…

and im going to be reading it ova and ova and ova and ova and ova….

heheh….

GOOD MORNING KIDS! Its FRIDAY! this lady needs her sleeeeeeeep…

Bye Bye Mein Lieber Herr…

You have to understand the way I am,
Mein Herr.
A tiger is a tiger, not a lamb.
Mein Herr.
You’ll never turn the vinegar to jam,
Mein Herr.
So I do…
What I do…
When I’m through…
Then I’m through…
And I’m through…
Toodle-oo!
Bye-Bye, Mein Lieber Herr.
Farewell, mein Lieber Herr.
It was a fine affair,
But now it’s over.
And though I used to care,
I need the open air.
You’re better off without me,
Mein Herr.

Man i love that movie. In Sally Bowles’ words (if my memory serves me well…)

ABSoLUTELY divine!

wallah! im off to see the wizard, the bomoh of OZ!!!

ta———-dah!

ITS A BOY!!!!

Congratulations Felisa & Felix on your lil bundle of absolute joy- Mummy and Junior are safe and out of the hospital and straight into the arms of a new & ecstatic daddy… The world welcomes Baby Kayleb.

On another note: My sister is due to deliver the 2nd fruit of her womb on the 5th May 2005. And i am excited for Trinity’s arrival. I am told… by year end, the stork should be delivering another to the family… but i’m told its unconfirmedly, hush-hush – you din hear it from me first…

ta-daaah!

Here’s something from Mother Goose for all the beautiful glowing mothers.

Monday’s child is fair of face,
Tuesday’s child is full of grace,
Wednesday’s child is full of woe,
Thursday’s child has far to go.
Friday’s child is loving and giving,
Saturday’s child works hard for a living,
But the child born on the Sabbath Day,
Is fair and wise and good and gay.

If y’all wondering… I’m a Saturday Child.

Mother Goose says SATURDAY:
Saturday’s child works hard for a living.
You are ambitious, enjoy work, and like to accomplish things. 
You know what you want!

you know i was gonna go all negative, but nahhh… i’ll save my nastiness for another day.

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY! Make sure your hubbies/kiddies dont buy you things that make you do house work like… (psst…)vacuum cleaner, panini toaster, coffee maker… dats not appreciating you, dats… telling you hey you need gadgets to better the house!Give the poor lady a break… lol. Mothers, Tell them, LALING… MAMA WANNA GO FULL DAY SPA, okeh? ken ah? 

So, i got a question Carrie Bradshaw prompted in SATC – Where is the public holiday/ celebration for Singles? I wanna throw a party a-la Samantha Jones’ i-dont-have-a-baby-party – mari kita buat, mel? mari kita mari kita mari kita…