EXGAY WATCHING WHAT?!

http://thestar.com.my/lifestyle/story.asp?file=/2005/1/12/features/9448407&sec=features

http://thestar.com.my/lifestyle/story.asp?file=/2005/1/12/features/9400276&sec=features

http://thestar.com.my/lifestyle/story.asp?file=/2005/1/12/features/9447538&sec=features

aku ta paham ler- why are ppl straight or the celibates trying to analyse this heavy issue of homosexuality? is it a heavy issue? The bitch that used to stay with me had issues with it too. Gay people have issues with coming to terms about being gay. My straight friends telling me – hey its something everyone ask themselves: "am i gay? Am i straight?" – HELL NO! i never had to ask myself that question. If i like that piece of hot ass that just walked past me, i’ll go up and ask for his/her number. If he’s beautiful and my gaydar haywires then i’ll ask him if he’s gay. If he’s not, here’s my number.

If a pretty baby breezes past me, i’ll tell her she’s hot, can i have your number? Oh please why do people constantly bother themselves with it and why is it such a big issue? Mothers if your son tells you he’s gay, you should be glad you dont have a DAUGHTER-IN-LAW to deal with but instead a handsome ‘adopted’ interior or fashion designer son who can do up you and your house up! – Instead of a daughter in law who takes yr son’s time and brainwashes him to hate you forever and a day.

Trust me. Gay sons are always a plus! You got two instead of one son to drive you around, bake you a cake, wipe your tears, hug you good night instead of one who runs off at 6pm to footie some futsal, guzzle beer and keep bringing home the wrong ‘potential wife’ – amacam skrg?

How is it that The STAR NEWSPAPER CAN INTERVIEW ex-gays who conveniently come from abusive homes, no education, struggling with emotional imbalances and a father who wanks 24-7 to dodgy PramugaraYangTerlampau VCD? Where did they source out these loser who claims to be from all that and that all that have indeed pushed them into a ‘phase’ of being GAY?!

fuck.

fuck small minded people-

fuck you ALL SMALL MINDED PEOPLE because i am so pissed off with your inability to digest the key word that belongs to the youth of today "TOLERANCE" – How is it that these kind of articles are allowed to be published here? i am so EMBARASSED to be Malaysian. First an unprofessional RAID by the JAWI @Zouk then this? How stupid can MOST people be please tell me somebody please tell me because i just want to know. The most important thing in mass publication that should be analysed and written should be on stupidity, ignorance and small minded idiots.

yes.

that one.

I never had to deal with ANY CIRCUMSTANCES THAT LEADS TO MY SEXUALITY – i just be. Its just me. IF i like that stitch of pussy i go for it. If i feel like a dick inside me i go for it. I come from a very well to do family, i’ve been given proper education to the highest level possible, i love that my mother urges me in my lifestyle (go work in s’pore, more pretty girls) – i love my father because he understands why i dont want to stay in small town Kota Kinabalu where everybody want to KNOW who you’re fucking so they have something to talk about when they get home (small minds talk of other people); My sisters know me;and they will punch you down to the gravel if you so much as call me anything insulting. No matter how ‘wrong’ i am in the eyes of GodFearing people, my family will never abandon me. And no, i had no circumstances that leads to who i tapau back to my bedroom – its just me, i live the way i want to live – so FUCK you all who want to sit, analyse and get PAID to write articles YOU HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT!

fuck!

the playa in a str8 man and me

A nice str8 boy took me shopping the other day. He wanted me to QueerEye him. Now he’s seeing three girls, dramatically upsetting each and everyone of them all at the same time under the same roof. I have yet to teach him how a playa plays. HONESTY is a very powerful thing. I forgot to tell him that when he is seeing one, he must tell that one that he’s also seeing another – in the same line reassure all three that… "when i’m with you, i’ll only be with you" – What if they’re all there under the same roof Beyonce-ing to loss of breath just to steal get his attention? i admit, he’s not ohsohandsome but he’s got something surely that all straight girls would want. So how?

HONESTY is a very powerful word. I said it before. If he tells one, im not just dating you, im also seeing other ppl, i’m a playa you gotta understand – you’ve got to understand, and if she does… the ball is in your court. If you get them all under the same roof (or an accidental tandem date) tell them who’s who. Its not necessary that they have to hang out with each other but you know what your honesty can give you?

The chance to be above them – you have given them no avenues to SULK. They really cannot sulk cause you have installed your warning system on them. So you play like you always want to. They are big girls they can handle it…

*sings*Can you keep up?
BabyGIRL, make me lose my breath
Bring the noise, make me lose my breath
*Keep me hot*, make me lose my (Hah Hah)

speakin of… LIQUID Central Market’s havin Ghetto Nights on Fridays. Moralnya? pull d party fags from frangipani – i told ya brother from the first time when Cash Money flowd like honey into Zouk’s Ghetto Heaven; Hip Hop gonna give rave clubbing scene a run for their money here in Kuala Lumpur; and proof exactly – ya gotta believe me when i say i feel something is bound to hit the fashionista/music scene in here in lil ol Mudhole KL.

I brought you pink 3 yrs ago, now the boutiques are hoppng mad with the colour – I brought you thai pants didn i? Look how jaded it is on ppl who is abt 4 years too late in club-wear sense – très ridicule! hehehe – here’s an investment i know ya gonna laugh at – go treat yrself to those olskool ‘Top Gun’ RayBans – SJP wore it in SATC, Katherine Moenig wore it in the L Word the day of the Yatch Party. So you? when ya gonna?

can you keep it up?

yadayadayada

i hate it when ppl say

1. Good On Ya

2. Happy 4 Ya

3. Have a Good One

whatever does it means? it  means – oh ok – i dont care whatever good news it is that you have, good on ya. Have a Good One what does that mean? I intend to have a good one. In FACT i always have a good one, an absoFUCKINGlutely FANTASTIC ONE!  So dont be vague ya? Be specific cause im going to be a lot more stingy-er with my SMSes this year – So I won’t offend my current company, waste my 2cents and read from you who text things like this.

Speaking of SMS-es – i received a nasty one last sunday from a broken hearted MALE admirer who cant get it in his pants that i dont want to see whats in it. He said and i quote:

"Stop flirting around you Ugly Slut, have pride" sent it twice anon, sent it once on a borrowed number. I was mystified more than incensed. SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHEN DID FLIRTING BECAME A CRIME?! Its a crime of passion i understand. i cant help it. its in my card, that word – FLIRT -

So i kindly replied : "Yr a jealous loser. U don evn dare identify yrself and used an unknown number. Do it one more time n il cal my lawyer"

His reply was even *yawns* exciting –
"U shld realize yrself aftr d tsunami incident; god is telling us something. God bless" or something along that line –

and sed moi; "Loser. 1st u swear then u use god. Loser."

he did replied after that but you know what? i cldnt gv a fuck or waste my 2sen on him. here’s the number +6012 313 9841 – go ‘head, have a ball with a blur loser. Im pissed off with small minds.

On another note: EVERYONE’s TSUNAMI CHARITY-ing! And how people GIVE! My Mamak stall got a box for tsunami fund. Does dis money actually go somewhere? i loathe the newspaper and how it has NO GOOD NEWS at all. I’d like to see that these money do go to the victims of reality of The Day After Tomorrow. Cause if it doesn i might as well put a box labelled Charity for Tsunami blablabla – and keep the funds, thankyouverymuchyoursoKIND! So is this one of the Seven Seals broken according to the word of God in the Book of Revelation?

hmmph – yea – so im off to see the wizard, the wizard the wizard of Oz – and to all of you out there –

HAVE A GOOD ONE!

muahahahahaha