They’re BACK!

picture source from Starsky & Hutch

Haha! i saw it around the A.M. and i realised what vlad meant. Snoop did a wonderful job as Huggy Bear, informant – back then it was the handsome Antonio Fargas and like vlad, i’m struggling to recall the Man with the most fashion sense then. Starsky & Hutch will (like any re-makes) promise cameos of the two originals whom Stiller and Wilson will try hard to emulate through out the whole show. Come on kids, take yo daddy’s flare pants, platforms, bushy moustaches and yo momma n’ yo pop – time for some quality family time. I promise you will see 007-like babes in their itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini. Sadly not so much skin as i hoped. I think its rated PG – Parents Guided ~ Me like the poster very plenty. Those raybans sales will soar up again (not!).

numb

no topics no brains no use ~ gonna take time off the blog to run the drill through my skull. Need to bleed it a little. Worked for Mdm. de Pompadour. *L* ~

To Shahrizal, get well soon cause Bar Blondes needs you.

and a very very HAPPY BIRTHDAY to all the Pisces babies. May you rule the water world with grace ~ and ~ stop that day dreaming.

go to moviesdotcom

I can’t seem to find good movies anywhere in KL at the moment. My last purchase was DVD of Dame Julie Andrews‘ fantastic Victor/Victoria. So here i am watching trailers at Movies.com of movies upcoming and currently showing. This is my wishlist:

1. Passion of the Christ (but of course)
2. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (yayyyyyy! AND Goblet of Fire WILL be coming also!)
3. Osama (the girl looks strikingly like a young Audrey Hepburn)
4. Connie and Carla (Nia Vardalos and Toni Collette? Fantastic combination)
5. L’Auberge Espagnole
6. Troy (Orlando Bloom pleaase get your longblonde hair back please please)
7. Shrek 2 (hey you get to meet the puss in boots!)
8. The Stepford Wives (great castlist)
9. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (more Kirsten Dunst please)
10. Goodbye, Lenin

from Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs

picture source from Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban.
Check out the trailers you impatient imps.

hmmm now emma watson all grown up. good.
This summer come meet Sirius Black (Gary Oldman) and i’m going with you. In fact, i’ll be booking the seat, fake vcd, DVDs, PS2 game a month in advance. Don’t forget to free your days in June 2004 cause you’re going to see more than just Hogwarts – AND THE PS2 Azkaban better be spectacular cause ME wanna be inside Hogsmeade drinking butter beer with the mystifying mystified Sybil Trelawney. Will we be sitting in divination reading tea leaves or breaking teacups with Mr. Longbottom? Someone get me the Marauder’s Map cause i solemnly will swear, i’m up to no good.

National Telethon for whaaaaa?!

So ive been up the Kinabalu, i’ve been down the Padas, i’ve seen everything within my powers and of those beyond my reach, i guess i will just have to accept the fact that i won’t see it. i’m locked in the battle of the bloody CLP that everyonelse expects me to do and just say only less than 6 month, i’ll be someone with a certificate. And then what? And then i’ll be someone with permission to address the corrupted men in robes and false white hairs (and they say its against the law for men to dress up like women). And then i’ll have my own firm, and then i’ll probably meet someone to father my child, go into politics (and get paid to approve multimillion US dollars projects), buy a big house, send my children to NS and then judgement day. All that and its still going to be bloody malaysia. Where children of poor blind armless parents is seeking donation through the National Telethon for Education and its shameful. Because in basic human right, every child deserves basic education. It is not for him to seek charity from us middleclass overworked underpaid people, its for him to ASK the government to give him his right to education. We don’t really need the NS since there’s so many would be criminals (absentees according to Najib are commiting a crime). Why waste so much money on the Tak Nak (Anti-Smoking) campaign? When the discretion to smoke is ultimately an individual choice? WHY NOT channel the money towards providing for the basic human right to education. We don’t need the telethon. We need to know why the government is not paying attention to these children who needs money to learn their ABCs. So rock the cradle with care. Not with war against the undying breed of smokers and NS absentees.

Give our children their right to education because that is where the ground work is, laying the foundation for a better tomorrow. Surely everyone knows this already. Don’t use tele-sympathy to tweak ringgits out of our pockets because we work hard for our money and we don’t have a lot. Go run to the people whom you voted to govern this country – go tell them to stop rallying for donations, tell them to use the 1m ringgit they used to bail themselves out of jail (and with all that corruption money you got, you can’t even afford a three button Armani instead use a double-breasted (badtaste)) and feed the rakyat who so depends on your next action. Its your move. Make it good, because you don’t want to fark it up when the general election is UP next!

Neverwhere

He who has not touched this book is yet to be blessed by the king of dreams. I’m asking the world: is there a graphic version of this book? Cause I want it. Yes. How is it that I can not love his works? I may be partial but I must tell you, people – It took me ten days to get past the thirtieth page and here’s why: I was disenchanted. It was so uninspiring I almost kicked myself for buying it. Then he (the character, Richard Mayhew) rescued a bloodied Door, this pale waif who is apparently on the run from two hired professional killers – Mr. Croup and Mr. Vandermar. What followed was magic transpiring not obviously but more like in a sneaky way (like uh-did-dat-jus-happened?). The day after he sent Door off home with the Marquis, Richard Mayhew discovered that he might as well live in a nightmare. Nobody in London it seems, can see him. Soon he found himself searching for the destination Door and de Carabas were heading off to: the floating market in its current locale, Harrods.

These are part of the colourful inhabitants of the London Below, according to Monsieur Neil Gaiman, are those who has fallen through the cracks. Richard Mayhew began to discover a world strikingly like his own; as the book described it: eerily familiar yet utterly bizarre. You will meet la Marquis de Carabas, the wino, proudly liar and cheat; the Lord Rat; Anesthesia the rat-speaker; Hunter, whose sole goal was to slay the Beast of London, the Angel Islington – an angel on earth with answers to Door’s quest; The Earl who rules Earl’s Court as the friars do Black Friars and the ravens at Raven’s Court. The London Below is intricately linked by the London Underground, the network.

So different it is for me to imagine gaiman since I’ve gotten used to reading him graphically. Neverwhere started off as a movie script before the leaves are binded to be sold as books. It became a BBC project, apparently a lot have complained about the scarcity of special effects likening it to Dr. Who (then again, there are Dr. Who fanatics in this world despite its tacky fx). I am in search of the movie Neverwhere (Times Bookstores always have BBC DVDs out for sale) just because I would love to see Neil Gaiman’s work come alive. Granted I may just have to buy it off Amazon.com (and to those who feels benevolent can get me that for my birthday present – email me and the details is yours *LOL*) but before I read the last page, i realized why it took me ten days to struggle past the thirtieth page. Neil Gaiman has done it again. He has taken me to truly believe how monotonous and mind-numbing Richard Mayhew’s life has been before he met Door that I didn’t want to go on reading if it’s going to be all trash. Undoubtedly while Richard Mayhew scoured London Below, all he wanted was to go back to his world where he had a job, a fiancée and life where everything that makes sense. Which brings you back to the quintessential age-old question: what doth profits a man, if he gains the whole world and not his soul?

Read it. If you’ve endured the first thirty pages, you’ll find reading it gets more fluid. It helps if you know London well, then the map to your imagination starts with The London Underground Network. This is Neverwhere.

From St. Valentines with Love

I never had a valentine. I was given a rose once in high school by a cute chinese boy who is like my brother to me then. So love impaired that’s me. Not that I cannot live without it, but it just seems like the trend in high school to be in love and that is something that I never experienced. February fourteenth is something I automatically bitch about. I’m the Scrooge of the feast of St. Valentines and there is just nothing good I see in it. Today 1U’s concourse is flooded with hues of red and pinks. There the jewelers, the chocolate makers, the RUSS teddybears and wonderbras all cashing in on this luuurve day. I am just upset because the condom suppliers didn’t have the same idea.

And I wonder. If I were to be one part of a couple I’d rent a limo/buy plane tickets, book a romantic weekend for two in Pantai Chenang/ Cherating Beach/ Taman Negara/ Patong Beach/ Kuta Beach/ Nexus Karambunai whisk him/her away to there and fack our brains out like there’s no tomorrow. Forget the fancy schmancy gifts. There’s nothing like romance between the white silky sheets of a five star hotel with breakfast in bed, a bottle of honey (the problem with whipped cream in this humidity is its texture that melts too fast. Honey is thick and natural) and a keen third party who is also drop dead gorgeous. Oh the delightfully delicious discoveries. To emphasize on the ‘Es’, merely to explicate the pure sense of ecstasy – extremely endearingly exhausting *licks lips*

Happy Valentines’ Day and don’t forget to use the rubbers.

HERO of the MONTH

Bukit Bintang MCA chief Datuk Dr. Lee Chong Meng is it.

Figures : 5,000 transexuals living in Klang Valley alone.
Aim : Legalise and regulate transvestites’ activities to create a healthy entertainment industry.
Long term : change public perception about transsexuals.

NEXT MONTH EVENT
Where : Bukit Bintang (wherelselah?!)
When : will get back to you on that one. But I’m guessing its during Mardi Gras.
ie. pre-lent or anytime before Ash Wednesday when is that?(yipeeeee!)
Aim : change public perception about transexxuals.

Question: Is this a start where the government starts to acknowledge this kind of diversity? Is this a stepping stone to changing the law? The Bukit Bintang Laurel Wreath currently sits on DAP’s crown and has been for sometime. So my question is: Is this just a political gimmick for the upcoming election?

I’m counting on you Dtk. Dr. Lee Chong Meng, make sure your promises goes a long way. You rock!

Inwë of Dorthonion

and that will be my elvish name according to this Elvish Name Generator site.~! for all of you LOTR fans and curious ones alike, you can now role play with your love ones your bourdoir, proclaim yourself to be a relative of Galadriel (drools for Cate Blanchett) then make lurrrrve with some elf called Elrohir Culnámo aka David Beckham *L*. Thank You Mona who gave me this site and i’m typing any kind of names of people i know. This site is fackin FABULOUS! Imagine you need to bitch about someone, instead of using names you use their elf/hobbit/fairy names. You can also checkout your hobbiton name in the Hobbit Name Generator. Apparently I am Esmerelda Brandybuck of Buckland. Hopefully that means, i am just related to Merriadoc Brandybuck and not married to him *LOL*

What mythical creature am i?


You’re like a Unicorn!

Which Mythical Creature Are You ??

what greek god am i?

Nemesis

Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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Hmm – i’m flattered by the description of Nemesis but i’m far from it, even when i took the test. But have FUN people! There are nicer things in life when you want it that way.

So check out your names! And may your days be merry and bright.

Genius is…

Jughead Jones collecting charity for Venetian blinds.